I Wanna Hold Your Hand
I don't buy the lines in magazines, that tell me what I've gotta be
I don't base my life on the movie screen
I don't fit the mold society has planned
I don't need to be nineteen years old,
Or starve myself for some weight I'm told
Will turn men's heads, been down that road
And I thank God I finally know..just who I am
I ain't a movie star,
They never see the view from where they are
And this old town may be as far as I'm going
What he'll hold tonight, in his hands
He swears is so much better than
Anything that this old world can show him
Cau
I don't base my life on the movie screen
I don't fit the mold society has planned
I don't need to be nineteen years old,
Or starve myself for some weight I'm told
Will turn men's heads, been down that road
And I thank God I finally know..just who I am
I ain't a movie star,
They never see the view from where they are
And this old town may be as far as I'm going
What he'll hold tonight, in his hands
He swears is so much better than
Anything that this old world can show him
Cau
My Fart Will Go On
Kate: Why can't I be like you Jack?
Jack: Come on let's do it here,
I'll show you how. Come on!
Kate: What? Jack, no! Jack no!
Jack: Come on....
No Jack I couldn't possibly Jack!
Jack: Now watch closely... *FART*
Kate: That's disgusting!
Jack: Hehe, alright your turn. *fart* That was pitiful!
Come on get some leverage in it
Use your arms.
Arch your neck!
Kate: *fart* Gaah
Jack: You see the range on that thing?
Kate: Uh-huh.
Jack: 'Kay go. *fart*
Jack: That's better, you need to work on it though.
Kate: Really?
Jack: Yeah. Ya know, ya gotta get some body to it,
Ya gotta *groan, FART*
God, look at that thing.
Kate: Stay back! Don't come any closer! *FART*
Celine: You are safe in my fart and
My fart will my fart will fart will go on and on